have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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