I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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