his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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