im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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