YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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