oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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