shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
