if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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