Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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