I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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