Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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