quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
