I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
Randomize
