I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Randomize
