I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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