So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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