that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
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