um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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