Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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