what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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