stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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