Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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