I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
Randomize
