it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
