I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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