Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
he shaved USA in his pubs
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
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