just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
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