i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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