dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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