found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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