Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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