You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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