whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
he fucked my hip out of place.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
