Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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