his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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