Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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