you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
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