omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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