in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
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