how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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