We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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