He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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