I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
