I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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