i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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