about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
she pinky promised me she was 18
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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