I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Randomize
