How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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