driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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