too bad you live with your parents still
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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